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Neon Genesis: Evangelion. You've probably heard of it, you've probably seen it. But what is this anime about? Answer is; It's about porn and sexual themes done in comedic fashion while seeing the cast slowly go insane. That already should be enough for you to see the series but there's more. Much MUCH more.
The girls are showing off their goods while Shinji screams and runs around naked. Evangelion in a nutshell. You've probably heard the term "fucked up" used to descripe something in positive or negative way. The term was developed straight because of Evangelion because after seeing Asuka look like a sumo and talk to a robot, you know you're in for a treat. Then there's deeper "wtf" scenes such as the legendary wings up in sky which sing hallelujah which causes Asuka to get braindamage. I'm not making this up. And of course, there's Misato Katsuragi A.K.A greatest anime female ever created, who every morning wakes up and rubs her belly while saying blaargh. She also goes berserk everytime she drinks beer and yet... Yet, she's able to sadistically and brutally murder humans and even people she like. You just can't get more badass than Misato.  The first way we see Misato is the picture of herself she sent to Shinji. At first it's awesome but then you realize she's sent flirting image of herself to a 14 years old who'll be living at her house and then it becomes plain creepy. Fun game: How many sexually suggestive things can you find in the picture? Many people I've heard bitch about the ending of Evangelion. I don't see why, maybe because it's not climatic battle with huge fireworks. Should it have been? Not really because like it or not, you have to admit that even if you watch the original ending or End of Evangelion one, it's the most unique thing you'll ever see. You'll never see anything even remotely same and that's basically what sums the entire point of Evangelion. Being unique. 
Misato makes everything awesome. In fact; Misato is synymonym for awesome. Misato rulz: Misato! Robots! PENGUINS!! Unique in more aspects than one!! Asuka sux: Shortminded idiots may think Evangelion has nothing but porn if they watch only several episodes. The spider angel and the floating eye in the orbit angel. What the fuck were those shits? The episode (I think it was fourth?) where Shinji runs away for the first time and stumbles around doing nothing. If you're into psychological horror, awesome fights, and EXCELLENT musical tracks, Evangelion is highly recommended. It's still the very best anime I've ever seen and I've seen quite many. Bonus fun: For those who made it this far, allow me to show a blink of awesomness that's Misato hentai. 
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