My second hentai movie review ever is about a movie thatís divided into two parts that form two smaller movies. The first half is not all that bad, although it is not special in any way. However it is the second half which Iím going to talk about now. The artwork in this disaster of movie is way worse than Iíve seen in any other hentai movie ever, minus only Sailormoon and 7 ballz. To see these horrible eye rapes of hentai, click on the bolded words.
Before anything weíre informed that everyone in the movie engulfing into sexual acts are over 18 years old therefore the makers arenít pedophiles or anything because there's no minors involved. That doesnít stop them from being retarded bastards with artistic skills of a brain dead monkey.
The movie begins with a car driving in the rain. The hero explains how his mother and father loved him very much. (Who werenít really his mother or father but never mind that tiny detail) But on that one day when they were driving, the mother suddenly began to feel up on the crotch of the father and tried to kiss him.
This move turned out to be much more dangerous than she had thought because as distracted, a motorcycle suddenly appears in front of them and they swerve off the road. As the mother watches her husband being slowly eaten alive by the flames in car (where she and the son were conventionally thrown off) she has an expression like she had just ran out of chocolate candy instead of seeing her husbandís demise.
Then the screen fades to black and there comes ďMAMMA MIA!Ē in red letters with ďEpisode 2Ē in blue letters. It was a sign. A sign of things to come.
Sometime later, the mother is now in a wheelchair as their familyís maiden pushes her along flowerbed. The mom reaches for the flowers and talks to the son as if heíd be her dead husband. The doctors claim this to be result of the shock from the accident. Which sort of makes sense, expect that the father had blonde hair and the boy has blue.
So after he leaves, the maiden begins to wash the momís body. Mysteriously, the maiden had taken her own clothes off too while at this. Suddenly she begins to rub the momís boobies and begin to masturbate her. Iím not gonna claim Iím an expert in knowing about people whoíve been paralyzed from bellow waistline but Iíd expect itíd make them being able to get sexually aroused hard.
So the boy comes home and sees the maid play with his momís pussy as theyíre both tongue kissing. Some cunnilingus follows which he witnesses. Out of all the sex scenes, Iíd have to say this is by far the greatest. However, thatís saying more about crap factor of the other ones rather than the greatness of this one.
Later, the mom and son are having a dinner together. The maiden apparently has a day off and she leaves. But as soon as heís closed the door after sheís gone, he hears a loud crash. The mother has fallen of her wheelchair and food is all over the place. There seriously is no reason for any of this to happen, expect when he tries to raise her up, he feels around her breast. After that he begins to undress her so he can bath her but quits because he canít shake the thoughts of the cunnilingus off and asks her to take the clothes off by herself. Which is sort of foul thing to do to a person who canít move their lower part of body but has pants.
Somehow, the mother is able to take off all her clothes by herself. Even more mysteriously is that the clothes have now magically disappeared for the duration of the movie. He raises her up and carries her to a chair to wash off her soap. (Which is somewhat weird because we can clearly see that thereís no soap at all on her body. Even more mysterious is that all the water seems to go down into her pussy because the floor is all dry.)
The mother begins to shoot the son with a showerhead on his hair and then pulls him close for a hug. I admit that this was actually a semi cute scene. However it is completely destroyed when he actually begins to suck her boobie and she moans ďmasterĒ.
Naturally being called master while the mother begins to rub on his crotch confuses the boy. He then runs and LEAVES A PERSON WHO CANíT WALK IN MIDDLE OF BATHROOM WITH HUGE DISTANCE TO HER WHEELCHAIR!! I could go to distances to say how fucked up way this movie is treating handicaps so far but all I really have to say is that it blows.
After sometime, probably realizing that it was a fucked up to do, he returns and wraps her into a towel before carrying her off. She however opens her towel and flashes her boobies at him. She hugs him and again calls him master. She then puts on a yellow kimono for no reason at all. As he browses through her shelves he finds only kinky underwear.
If you thought the mother undressing herself was impressive feat, youíll raise your hat to her now. Somehow, she took off her kimono, got behind the boy without her wheelchair or him noticing her before she rolled her arms around her, and finally tossed him on to a bed and climbed on top of him in matter of seconds!!! She then proceeds to push her tongue into his mouth as sheís busy tongue kissing him and heís busy being as active as a dead salmon. Just then the maiden comes in and sheís obviously shocked to see this. He walks off and the mom seems disapointed.
Later at night the thoughts of his mother's sexual acts are driving the boy insane when the maiden suddenly comes to his room. She takes off her costume and reveals sheís wearing the momís kinky underwear. While giving a blowjob, she comments how its bigger and harder than the masterís. I donít know but if someone would compare my penis size to a dead personís penis, Iíd not be aroused.
While the girl is actually quite a good looking female, the artist wanted us to look at other things than her during the sex.
Then we see a flashback where the maid as a girl saw the dad fuck her mom. She begins to masturbate and I refuse to believe sheís over 18 at this point. Which means not only are the makers of this movie bad artists, sick bastards, theyíre also liars.
Then the bomb gets blown and everything you thought about this movie gets even more twisted. Even more disturbingly he had fought against her before but after this realization heís more than happy to have sex with her. Especially with her being such an awesome nipple licker. But it is the actual sex, which truly is an artistic wonder trip.
But of course the makers just couldnít end with this, they need to molest the mother first. Sheís able to move quite freely despite being handicap, even being able to go into 69 on her own. The maiden also comes to give a helping hand. Or should I say, a helping tongue?
So after this the family began to eat and do stuff naked. I really donít know why though but since the movie ends, I canít complain.
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